My smartphone isn't very smart.
In fact, it's rather dumb.
It's dumber than a doorknob
or a piece of chewing gum.

It used to be so awesome,
but now my phone is lame.
It cannot surf the Internet.
It cannot play a game.

It can't take any pictures.
It can't install an app.
It can't look up my email
or an address on a map.

It won't play any music.
It cannot calculate.
It won't bring up a calendar
to show the time or date.

It cannot send a message.
It cannot make a call.
It's safe to say my smartphone
won't do anything at all.

It wasn't always like this.
Perhaps you'll take a peek?
I don't know why it acts like this.
I charged it just last week!

--Kenn Nesbitt